> "The power of love, sparkles, and interdimensional laser cannons compels you!"
— Serafall, before setting a studio on fire (with glitter)
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[Location: Kuoh Drama Club Hall – Uninvited Entry]
The school drama club was holding auditions for a modest stage play.
Serafall heard the word "audition," assumed it was a global magical girl casting call, and immediately teleported in through a window riding a unicorn-shaped cloud.
Drama Club President:
> "Wh-who are you?!"
Serafall (striking a pose):
> "I AM MAGICAL GIRL ★ MIRACLE LEVIATHAN-CHAN!
Queen of Sparkle Justice!
Protector of Loli Smiles and Bubble Tea!!"
The unicorn cloud exploded into glitter hearts.
Half the room passed out from bedazzlement.
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[Scene: Audition – There Was No Audition Anymore]
She twirled, summoning a wand that doubled as a bazooka.
Her transformation sequence included:
A 2-minute background song in J-pop Latin
17 costume changes
At least 3 full emotional arcs
And a giant rainbow beam that wrote "LOVE ME OR PERISH" in the air
Kiba (watching from the doorway):
> "That was... not acting.
That was a war crime with choreography."
Issei (clutching a chair):
> "She winked at me and I aged 10 years."
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[MC Watching From Above – Calmly Eating Dango]
MC (muttering):
> "This is what happens when divinity and idol culture crossbreed without supervision."
He turned to leave.
Behind him, a firework exploded in the shape of Serafall's face winking.
MC (flatly):
> "She added a branding spell.
Of course she did."
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[Final Scene – Drama Club Aftermath]
The club president was now a magical girl sidekick.
The stage was a crater.
The school PA system kept auto-playing her theme song every time someone said "love."
And Serafall?
She left a signed poster taped to the wall.
> "This school is under Magical Girl Protection now!
No refunds. No mercy.
Also, where's my fan club application form?"
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End of Magical Girl Audition Scene