"The Ex Files (and a Bird with Baggage)"
Zoe's ex, Trevor the Man Bun, slid back into her DMs.
He'd seen her on the panel ("You glowed like a spiritual modem," he texted) and wanted to meet "just for coffee."
Pauline insisted on coming with her. "You need emotional backup. And bird backup."
So there Zoe sat—between her aunt (wearing a scarf that said 'Detox or Die') and a parrot loudly squawking, "RED FLAG!"
Trevor asked for a second chance. Sir Squawksalot flung a sugar packet at him.
Pauline sipped her tea and whispered, "Even the bird knows, sweetie."